Cat population

        Did you know that there are over 75 MILLION cats in the United states alone? Bet you didn't know that. Think about it, 75 million in the U.S. not including Europe, Asia,... and the rest of the world. There are more cats than dogs in the United States. It's like humans. There are a little more males than females. Estimated about 700 million more males.

        Off subject for a little bit, my favorite type of cat is a orange tabby cat. If you have a favorite cat, comment about it.

        I might want to get a cat license so I can have more than 3 cats. The law in the U.S.A. is that you can only have 3 cats in one household. Same goes for dogs. A cat license gives you the opportunity to own more cats.

Thanks for reading! Happy fourth of July!(Yesterday)

Cat Math

Today we are going to talk about math with cats.

cat + cat = life
dog + dog = abomination
1 + 1 = 3
cat + cat = kitten

If you throw a cat at someone that is a crime.

Cats once ruled Egypt which means they are the perfect rulers now. All hail the cats!

I made this song about cats, read it.

All hail the cats, All hail the cats.
We all love the awesome cats.
All hail the cats, All hail the cats.
We will never turn them into hats.

Ta-da!

Cat News

From now on, I will be posting news about the cat and dog war going on right now. I will be posting as frequently as I can on how it’s going. I will also be posting pictures everyday so you can see what’s happening.


April 14, 2020
 The dogs started invading the lower section of the 6th Army headquarter. We caught them, luckily, before anything bad was done to anyone or anything. I wouldn’t care if they dog got hurt at all. In fact i wish the dog had gotten hurt, no, killed. Dogs are such stupid creatures. They eat their own poop! How gross is that?! Anyways I will be signing off now.
                                               -Colonel Bagheera

Cats

Cats are wonderful things. Cats are really cute. Cats meows sound like they sing. You would never shoot, a wonderful creature like a cat.

Kittens

Cookie had kittens. They were so cute. Speaking of kittens, the largest cat litter was 19 kittens. Wow! Imagine if a human had 19 babies. That's a lot of children to take care of. Although I think kittens are cute, I wouldn't want 19 of them. That would  probably result in a lot of ruined furniture. It's hard to take care of kittens, or even cats for that matter. I'm glad that Cookie is not a kitten anymore. But  I think she's still as cute as one.

Cats have an awesome sense of smell

Cats can smell 14x better than any human. If you put a slice of meat on the floor in your basement,(If you have one) and your cat is upstairs,(not on the main level, the one higher(If you have one)) then you cat can smell it. Wait, that means that if someone farts, then it will smell 14x worse. Disgusting. That should be a TV show. A person with a cat's sense of smell, goes around and solves crimes using his nose. I don't think that TV show would be very good though.

Cookie: How dare you look at me!

Cats can jump so high

Cats can jump more than 4x the amount the average human. Cats can jump up to 8 ft high. Cats could jump over the fence in one jump. I see my cat sometimes jump onto the fence and jump again over the fence. Well I don't really have much more to say so, cats are amazing little creatures and my cat, Cookie, gives me joy throughout every day of the week.