Cat Math

Today we are going to talk about math with cats.

cat + cat = life
dog + dog = abomination
1 + 1 = 3
cat + cat = kitten

If you throw a cat at someone that is a crime.

Cats once ruled Egypt which means they are the perfect rulers now. All hail the cats!

I made this song about cats, read it.

All hail the cats, All hail the cats.
We all love the awesome cats.
All hail the cats, All hail the cats.
We will never turn them into hats.

Ta-da!

Cat News

From now on, I will be posting news about the cat and dog war going on right now. I will be posting as frequently as I can on how it’s going. I will also be posting pictures everyday so you can see what’s happening.


April 14, 2020
 The dogs started invading the lower section of the 6th Army headquarter. We caught them, luckily, before anything bad was done to anyone or anything. I wouldn’t care if they dog got hurt at all. In fact i wish the dog had gotten hurt, no, killed. Dogs are such stupid creatures. They eat their own poop! How gross is that?! Anyways I will be signing off now.
                                               -Colonel Bagheera

Cats

Cats are wonderful things. Cats are really cute. Cats meows sound like they sing. You would never shoot, a wonderful creature like a cat.